a DC celebrity came into the bar i was working at last night. it felt sorta weird knowing so much about her (anal) sex life. she seemed kinda subdued. maybe she knew the entire staff recognized her. (well, she did give us her credit card so what wouldyou expect?)...maybe she was on drugs. she wasn't as slutty as i would have expected though.
fun with wikipedia part I
another day another hangover
so where is one supposed to find good late night eats in adams morgan these days? and i mean when you're wasted because you didn't have dinner and went straight to the bar from work, so you were there when the place opened, and my the time you hit your second glass of merlot, the world is spinning and even though you keep misplacing your phone, you text random people and try to meet up and basically turn your wednesday into a friggin saturday. and so when you have no proper hand eye coordination to be able to put together your own falafel sandwich (which i'm usually an expert at, btw. the key: put some garlic/tahini sauce in FIRST - it messes up the fixins bar when you go backwarsd but it's worth it), where do you go? huge pizza slice, no thank you. ever since i dropped one on the ground my first night in DC and it landed cheese-side down (of course) and...i ate it anyway (five second rule) i vowed never to go back. and i have to say, julia's empenadas kindof suck. and don't get me wrong, i'm a big empenada fan - i make awesome empenadas - but how does julia's stay in business with the dry crap that's been sitting under a heat lamp all day? and they don't even have soup at the one on 18th street. and the burrito joint closes early. burritos. that's exactly what i want at 2 am.
happy valentine's day
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things i learned from my stupid friends
1. Happiness floats.2. The torpedoes won't launch if the cloaking device is on.3. Republicans eat chicken feet.4. Ski lift tickets are expensive because of Bill Clinton.5. "EIEIO" is not an acceptable Scrabble word6. Stroh 80 rum and ginger ale makes a tasty butterscotch drink7. Slut Puddle would be a good name for a band.
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