Friday, September 12, 2008

farnsboro update

so the last few days i have biked past the farnsboro -- dude is cleaning up the sidewalk...with a BROOM AND A PAIL! my corneas are so happy.


Monday, September 8, 2008

please tell me you watched nightline tonight

someone please tell me i wasn't hallucinating when i saw nightline interview sarah palin's galpals from alaska. oh, this link only shows snippets, not the best ones...when asked "tell us something we don't know about sarah palin" one woman replied something like well, we all know she's skinned and killed moose...well...says later "she she's afraid of my cat." amazing for a pit bull, eh? then they alluded to her skills on the international diplomacy stage and there was a shot of vladimir putin, shirtless. as they panned across his perfectly hairless chest, digtags and all, the interviewer asked what diplomatic skills sarah palin could bring to the white house. oh man, i almost peed myself.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008


I am really, really, really terrified of republicans. those speeches tonight paint a picture of yahoo hockey mom human-rights abusing (what was it...”al qaeda terrorist is plotting to kill us, obama cares if we read him his rights”), anti-abortion, veto-ing, alaska drilling, war fighting imbeciles. half the sentences were so illogical I wanted to pull my hair out. not a single mention of G.W. Bush, though. I had a nightmare that mccain was president, acting all senile, and all I could do is hide under my bed with my cat. and that's exactly what i'm going to do until this is over. it's fucking scary out there. except for the close-ups of sex on skates. no wait, he's scary too. i'm also very scared of people named Bristol, Willow and Piper. HIPPOCRYTES are terrifying.