another day in chinatown (NYC)

this little $*%^ stole my bike wheel

this little shit had the audacity to steal my bike wheel at 9:00 pm on a tuesday outside 1701 Park road NW. cops say he and his little gang have been caught with a bunch of stolen bikes, parts, in case you're wondering what kind of asshole takes your bike wheel. so the next time you come across these jerks - you've seen them, the long white shirts, smoking cigarettes like they are the badest of badasses - kick 'em in the nuts for me.

or better yet, take them to school for pete's sake. they're in the seventh grade....