Thursday, February 9, 2006

things i learned from my stupid friends

1. Happiness floats.
2. The torpedoes won't launch if the cloaking device is on.
3. Republicans eat chicken feet.
4. Ski lift tickets are expensive because of Bill Clinton.
5. "EIEIO" is not an acceptable Scrabble word
6. Stroh 80 rum and ginger ale makes a tasty butterscotch drink
7. Slut Puddle would be a good name for a band.

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