and road trips, even short, are just the best.
it's non-stop stuff like:
-check out that car that only has three tires and emitting sparks!
-look, there's a chinese stoplight that isn't working and it's a total mess
-oh, and there's a chinese stoplight where every light is green at the same time, what a mess!
-watch out, giant pile of garbage
|that's actually a very small pile of garbage|
-that guy is giving you the thumbs up, because he thinks the two white girls in the car are your wives, wave back!
|couch for sale? or someone's patio?|
|they told me this is where i'm staying next time|
|road trippin' with my goat and stuff|
-that's the crazy lady with the knife we saw yesterday, lock your doors!
-policeman, lock your doors!
|i got room for one more jug!|